Saturday, January 7, 2012

Asshole Demon

Three bottles: Bacardi white rum, old monk rum, blenders pride whisky...The occasion my birthday...Friends:Demon, Zombie(my roomies),Cutie pie and Gaurav(names changed in view of no harm to reputation)...The party begins..Cutie pie gets drunk nd no track is allowed to be played except pumped up kicks by Fosters. All drunk all agreed..!
At 1 midnight Cutie pie leaves with Gaurav Kashyap..2 o clock Gaurav messages" Dropped cutie pie thrice no big injuries...He kept singing dhoom machale dhoom all the time. gud nite". Zombie died after 5th peg. In his last moments he was found singing his version of zombie by cranberries' Jaambi Jaambi Jaam..'...I looked around to share the message and laughter. What i saw Demon and the bottle of rum in his mouth. He emptied the quater..So nothing was left to be shared..i took my blanket and left for heavenly abode.
The initial travel was fine with Adele singing i will always love you 5 times, Nadia asking me is it love, eagles performing hotel california. And than came the catalyst by linkin park, Yamraj got excited and speeded up the vehicle landing me to the washroom. After flushing off the momos i returned to my room and found a candle burning. I focussed on the flame and than flushed off the pizza. Returning again with closed eyes i blew off the halogen bulb.
Lying down i prayed to my creator" no more rides my lord bring me sleep bring me sleep..never again promise".At 4 came a tsunami and nothing was left to be flushed. The candle was again burning. My heart sank and the brain said" Robert Pattison is somwhere around and dude your blood he wants." Demon Demon get up. Save me brother...The candle do u see its burning...Demon pls save me... The demon pulled out his head from the quilt and said" Its too cold. Let that candle burn or i will set you to fire...". The next morning i got up at 12..Demon was still sleeping or may be pretending.....

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